• 30Jan
    Categories: Tech Comments: 0

    Spam is getting smarter. Look what I found at the bottom of a recent piece of spam; it was kinda funny actually:

    —–original message—–
    From: marin@amq.com [mailto:kesha@iko.com]
    Sent: Friday, February 3, 2004 4:42AM
    To: kirby; tameka@nvb.com; claude; john; vickie
    Subject: Post office 1200, Orange stad, Ar u ba

    At luncheon, although he did not feel hungry, he joined the family at the table and pleased his mother by eating as heartily as of oldHe was surprised to find how good the food tasted, and to realize what a pleasure it is to gratify one’s sense of taste
    The tablets were all right for a journey, he thought, but if he always ate them he would be sure to miss a great deal of enjoyment, since there was no taste to them at allAt four o’clock he went to his workshop and unlocked the door

    It brings to mind the Cold War adage, “The bullet always beats the armor.” The US and USSR were always building bigger and better nuke shelters, etc. The nukes always stayed at least a generation or two ahead of the armor.

    How does this apply to spam? The above addendum to the spam is meant to fool Bayesian filtering. Bayesian filtering looks at good spam and bad spam. It then looks at new emails and compares similarities between known bad messages and the new email and the similarities between known good messages and the new email. It gives each new email a score. The above part of the spam is meant to resemble a good message and thus confuse the filter. I’m not sure which will win: the filter (e.g. armor) or the spam (e.g. bullet). Right now the filter seems to be winning. SpamAssasin reports a 99.**% accuracy rate.

  • 29Jan
    Categories: Personal Comments: 3

    Note: All links in post are links to pictures, unless it is noted that it is a video.

    Shane has been here for the past week. We had tons of fun. He was at Faith Mission just before he came to our place. He was going to come for volleyball on Saturday night, but he didn’t come until Sunday afternoon then, because he got snowed in. Picture of someone at FMH trying to use a mixing bowl as a sled. Video of an old car being put to good use in the snow.

    On Monday we had a great time playing basketball. Shane said that in KS the basketball is faster paced, but he really enjoyed it. Picture of basketball.

    On Tuesday we went into DC (Map
    of DC
    ). We waited for Benji to finish up some tests at school and then drove
    to Vienna where we caught the Metro to the Smithsonian subway stop. On the way
    to the first museum we saw a cop
    motorcycle
    pull off the sidewalk where it was parked. It pulled into the
    street and stopped traffic. We watched and saw about 5-9 more cop cycles (all
    with sidecars) go by. After about 3 had gone by, an ambulance pulled up to the
    light with its lights flashing and siren wailing. It hesitated there because
    the cop had stopped traffic on the street. A cop frantically waved it on and
    it finally went. After the cop cycles came several Secret Service Suburbans
    then a limo and
    then another Secret Service SUV and then a couple of trailing cop cars. We didn’t
    see who was in the limo, but I don’t think that anyone but Bush has such a large
    security detail. We first went to the Holocaust museum. I have been there 4-5
    times. I have also been to Dachau in Germany and the Israeli Holocaust museum.
    Quite the horrible places. I would definitely recommend that everyone at one
    point or another stop by. It’s something everyone should do. On the way back,
    Shane saw this interesting
    sign
    .

    We next proceeded to the Museum of American History. A thorough waste of time.
    The most boring place conceivable. (Sort of like that Art Museum I was at years
    ago) Shane did find some interesting
    quotes. We next
    went to the Air & Space Museum. Benji and Shane looked around while I sat on
    a bench. (I have been there 6-8 times.)

    On Wednesday just Shane and I went in to DC. We went this time to see landmarks.
    We first proceeded to the National Cathedral (1,
    2, 3).
    We took the Metro to the closest stop, which was about 1.5 miles away. We were
    going to get all day MetroBus passes and take it down to the Cathedral. It was
    a 15 minute wait for the next bus and Shane had some urgent, um,
    personal business to take care of. So we decided to walk and look for a place
    to, er, dispense with his business. Hollywood Videos and 7-Eleven didn’t have
    the proper facilities to accommodate him. Popeye’s did. We took some pictures
    in the cathedral. About that time Tyrone Miller called and said he was ready
    to eat. He came and picked us up. He cruised around trying to find a little
    restaurant called the Capital Brewery and Grill that he liked. He never found
    it, so we ate at ESPN
    Zone
    . I had a Shrimp Fettuccini Alfredo. After that, Tyrone went back to
    work and we waddled over to the Capitol.
    This was about a quarter to three quarter mile walk. When we got down there,
    Shane took some pretty pictures, but we realized that all the other landmarks
    we wanted to see were at the other end of the Mall. So we walked all
    the way back to the White House (1,
    2, 3).
    From there we went
    to the WWII Memorial.
    Next the Vietnam Memorial,.
    On the way to the Vietnam, I suddenly had some urgent business
    to take care of. There were some stately oaks along our way. There was only
    a few very distant people. I was tempted. Shane and I discussed my options.
    The only thing that dissuaded me in the end was Shane’s promise to take a picture.
    As we were talking, we came over a rise and I spotted a National Park Service
    restroom hut ahead. I ran. The restroom was lovingly maintained by the Park
    Service. Everything was sparkling. NOT!! It was stinking filthy. As I
    stepped in, I was overwhelmed with cigarette smoke. Two homeless guys had all
    their stuff spread out on the floor. Sleeping bags, backpacks, etc. They were
    both sitting there smoking. The toilets were overflowing. The floors sticky.
    I called 911 and asked them to transfer me to the Park
    Police
    to tell them about it. 911 got a busy signal when they tried to transfer
    me.

    We proceeded to the Vietnam Memorial. On the way to the Lincoln Memorial(1,
    2), I stopped at
    a NPS info booth and told a Ranger about the appalling conditions and the squatters.
    He looked sympathetic and said “Yeah.” But that’s all he did. From the Lincoln
    we took some nice pictures over the Reflecting Pool, over the WWII, with the
    Washington M. and Capitol in the background (1,
    2, 3).
    We next went to the Korean Memorial. We thought about going to Jefferson
    Memorial
    , but didn’t have time. We had prayer meeting that night.

    On Thursday we went skiing. Shane was being normal (1,
    2, 3)
    on the way. See for yourself. First we went to Bryce Resort because it is $20
    cheaper for an extended day for lift tickets and rentals. It was really small
    and icy. We decided to go on to Massanutten. It was great! (1,
    2, 3,
    4, 5)
    We (Benji, Heidi, Tony, and I) got season passes!! I bowed to peer pressure
    and tried Snowboarding. I gave up after five minutes. I was like, “Why in the
    world should I spend a bunch of time learning to snowboard when I already know
    how to ski!?! What a waste of time!” I did my first Black Diamonds (the most
    difficult slope). When I was way at the top of the Black Diamond, I got a call
    from one of the Travel Agents for Tech Support. Ahh the dedication I display.
    I sat there for 15-20 mins walking Ron & Stan through some stuff. Most unusual
    place I have ever given tech support. As I was going down a BD, I saw slalom
    poles had appeared since I had gone down the last time. I finally saw two Ski
    Patrol guys planting the poles with a drill. They said it was for the Massanutten
    Ski Team’s practice. There was this great place on one of the BDs where it was
    almost straight down for 30-40 feet. That’s where I learned/got-the-idea to
    jump I went over it pretty fast the first time and could not help leaving the
    ground. It was quite involuntary. I loved it! I went back to some Blue slopes
    and start my jumping! I was getting pretty decent (at least for the first time
    I was jumping) and was doing nice little one-foot in the air jumps. Then I met
    Patrick at the bottom (some other friends were along). We rode up together.
    Patrick and I are both very competitive individuals. When we go down together,
    it’s always a contest to see who can go the fastest and be the best. I was going
    really fast. I jumped. I went 2.5 feet in the air!! I was good! I could fly!
    I couldn’t land it. OK, correction: I couldn’t land it and stay on my feet.
    I, much to my displeasure, did land. One ski stay where I landed the
    other ski with me attached to it, kept on going for another 25 feet. I went
    feet first on my stomach. Did I mention that my ski clothes are not professional,
    slick, North Face “ski wear?” I wear sweat pants, PJ pants, blue jeans, and
    then basketball pants. Upstairs I wear a flannel shirt, a hoody, and an old
    brown leather jacket. Way upstairs I wear sun glasses, a neck-warmer thing,
    a stocking cap, and the hoody hood. The middle part is the part that’s important.
    My shirt, hoody and coat all got pulled up and I scraped along on my belly on
    the cold icy snow. Video
    of me skiing.
    One time on the way up the lift I called Jeff Nisly and told
    him in detail all the fun that we were having. He was quite green. He was especially
    put out that we had season passes and were close enough to use them. There aren’t
    just a whole lot of ski slopes in Kansas. On the way home, a cop had stopped
    somebody in the exact same spot Tony got stopped last time.

    On Friday night we had a Winter Social. We roasted hot dogs by our pond and skated.

  • 21Jan

    Our church supports some Native Indians in India. They are very dear friends of ours and have started a thriving church there. Sam is married to an American Mennonite, Becca. My Dad, who is Chairman of our church’s India Mission Committee, recently sent out this email and these pictures to all the prayer supporters:

    To: All of Sam and Beka Gunti’s prayer partners
    From: Marvin Mast, FCF India Committe
    January 17, 2005

    All of us have been watching and reading about the Tsunami disaster. If you are like myself, you wanted to contibute in some way but wanted to be sure the funds given were used wisely and for a good purpose.

    I’m writing to let you know about an opportunity we have to do just that, under the direct supervision of Sam Gunti. We are not using any of the regular support that you have sent for FCF of India but have established a separate fund for this purpose.

    I spoke with Sam last week numerous times as he and some local helpers were traveling 6 hours from their homes to visit the Coastal areas near Gunter, India . They spent most of last week researching the needs and assessing the situation. Sam was looking for areas that have been overlooked by larger relief organizations. These are areas that have not experianced large loss of life but are unable to provide a living now that they have damage to their homes which are huts with thatched roofs as well as boats and fishing nets.

    For example there is an island near the coast that Sam went out to and there are 25 families living there that lost nets, boats and have damaged huts. We are figuring that we need $100 per family - $25 for food, $50 for a fishing net and $25 to repair a hut or boat. We can do a new hut with thatched roof for $250. These are fisherman that depend on nets for their living. Sam is not handing out money - Sam and his helpers are buying the nets, buying food in bulk and putting it into packets for distribution. If a hut needs repair, they will buy the materials and those needing aid, will do the work of repair.

    Would you like to help? If so, send an email with your pledge amount to marvin[at]goldrule[dot]net. You can mail the check, payable to Faith Christian India, later this week. I will transfer the amount of your pledges to Sam this week to avoid delay and will replace the funds sent with your actual checks when they arrive. Western Union has a special Tsunami rate whereby we can transfer $2500 for only $7 fee. Your checks should be mailed to: Marvin Mast , 2591 Carriage Ford Rd, Catlett VA 20119, but payable to Faith Christian.. My phone is 540 788 3532 if you have any questions. You may want to announce this opportunity in your local church in addtion to forwarding this to friends and relatives. Church offerings that arrive later can also be used since the needs are vast. Sam has only picked out a few areas where he felt we could be most effective. Every small gift can be used and it all adds up, especially when the Lord is in it!

    The distribution costs involved in this effort have already been covered by private donations so all your money will go to actual relief. One of our Board members, Alvin Miller, is in India and will be assisting with the distribution this week.

    This direct word from Becca this morning:

    ” They will be loaded down when they go, they have alot of packing yet to do. They are buying blankets and sweaters as well as the medicine here in Hyderabad and then they will be buying some other things over there. They plan to do Medical Camps and distributing of food and other things during the day and then in the evenings to show the Jesus film. Pray for them as they do the distributing also — it can sometimes be a little hard as everyone wants something! Please pray for Alvin Miller from Catlett, Sam and the youth boys that will be going as a team. Pray for their safety while travelling and also that the Lord would protect them from any disease. They will be gone for most of this week. Pray also for the doctors and nurses that will be helping at the medical camps. It will be alot of work and the vehicle will be loaded down. Pray also that they will not have any problems with the vehicle! ” end quote

    We have also attached some photos that were taken this past week during Sam’s travels researching the needs.

    Thank you for your prayers and your possible contributions!


    Tsunami  -- destroyed nets -- was their livelyhood
    Tsunami  -- destruction -- remains
    Tsunami  -- giving out a little something --bananas and buns 001
    Tsunami  -- giving out a little something --bananas and buns 002
    Tsunami — destroyed nets — was their livelyhood.jpg

    Tsunami — destruction — remains.jpg

    Tsunami — giving out a little something –bananas and buns 001.jpg

    Tsunami — giving out a little something –bananas and buns 002.jpg

    Tsunami  -- nets that were blown and wrapped around the bushes
    Tsunami  -- temporary home
    Tsunami -- a man in distress over his net being destroyed
    Tsunami -- temporary home
    Tsunami — nets that were blown and wrapped around the bushes.jpg

    Tsunami — temporary home.jpg

    Tsunami — a man in distress over his net being destroyed.jpg

    Tsunami — temporary home.jpg
    Tsunami -- temporary homes amid destruction
    Tsunami -- temporary homes just along the shore
    Tsunami -- this used to be his boat 001
    Tsunami -- where they used to live
    Tsunami — this used to be his boat 001.jpg

    Tsunami — where they used to live.jpg

    Tsunami — temporary homes amid destruction.jpg

    Tsunami — temporary homes just along the shore.jpg

  • 21Jan
    Categories: General, Humor Comments: 0

    Ouch!

    Associated Press
    Monday, January 17, 2005; Page A02

    LITTLETON, Colo. — A dentist found the source of the toothache Patrick Lawler was complaining about in the roof of his mouth: a four-inch nail the construction worker had unknowingly embedded in his head six days earlier.

    A nail gun backfired on Lawler, 23, on Jan. 6 while he was working in Breckenridge, a ski resort town in the central Colorado mountains. The tool sent one nail into a piece of wood nearby, but Lawler did not realize a second nail had shot through his mouth, said his sister, Lisa Metcalse.

    Lawler had what he thought was a minor toothache and blurry vision. When painkillers and ice did not ease the pain, he went to the Family Dental Center, where his wife, Katerina, works.

    Surgeons at a suburban Denver hospital removed the nail, which Metcalse said had plunged 1 1/2 inches into Lawler’s brain, barely missing his right eye.

    Despite his lack of medical insurance and hospital bills between $80,000 and $100,000, Katerina Lawler said her husband is in good spirits.

  • 16Jan
    Categories: Political Comments: 3

    …and caves to political correctness.

  • 13Jan

    Well, it seems that a certain Iraqi is vying to be the first from his country to qualify for the Winter Olympics. It’s hilarious (bugmenot.com; “bill7000@msn.com” “bill”):

    Faisal Faisal’s Olympic dream appears to be just that — a goal far out of reach, almost entirely unrealistic.

    Don’t you love his name? “Faisal Faisal” Nothing like making sure you get the point across, just do it twice. Can’t you hear the crowds screaming: “Go Faisal, Faisal, Faisal, Faisal, Faisal….” At least it keeps it simple! =)

    In 2006, he wants to become the first Iraqi athlete to compete in the Winter Olympics, but he can hardly describe the sport, skeleton, in which he hopes to qualify. It’s fast and fun and it happens on ice, Faisal said. And in part thanks to the U.S. Olympic Committee, he’s been hurtling down an icy track in Lake Placid, N.Y., for two weeks. He’s successfully completed, he said proudly, 21 skeleton runs.

    Let’s just say that with him being the only Iraqi Winter Olympian, Iraq is sending a *snicker, snicker* skeleton crew….

    Since he vowed in 1998 to one day represent his country in the Olympics, Faisal has tried five sports. He’s suffered two panic attacks and a sleep disorder during a quest that, so far, has been part tragedy, part comedy.

    A very tough determined guy who is trying very hard. He is a bright beacon of hope in that nation that has very little to have hope about right now. The articles goes on:

    training with top-level coaches…U.S. Olympic athletes…hopes…compete…The USOC is heavily promoting Faisal’s visit as a triumph of Olympic solidarity, one that could give Iraq a heartwarming story to parallel that of the country’s soccer team in the 2004 Games in Athens.

    I kind of condensed, but you get the idea. This is the kind of guy that Iraq needs in it’s future and lots more like him. This is what Bush’s dream of Democracy is all about. But then, the article descends back into the comedy of this guy from the desert competing in the Winter Olympics.

    Not even the sport is important. Faisal left Iraq at 17 to study in Australia, where he quickly picked up skiing. During weekends off from school, he would travel seven hours by bus to a ski resort. With little concept of snow and no instruction, Faisal suffered a panic attack and eventually gave up the sport.

    He tried snowboarding, which sometimes scared him so thoroughly he struggled to sleep. He tried to become a speedskater, then learned that he would not be eligible for the Olympics because Iraq did not have a single ice rink.

    In September 2004, he considered ski jumping until a prospective coach looked at him and, perhaps picturing a man from the desert flying through the air and landing in snow, literally laughed in his face.

    “A lot of times,” Faisal said, “people thought my dream was a joke.”

    Our whole family thought it was a good joke as we sat around and had a good time roaring about it. (why my family is here instead of in India is another story altogether)

    Not until last week did Faisal finally stumble upon a sport that fit him. Usually, coaches said, a first skeleton run is something to overcome.

    At the speeds skeleton is performed and the danger involved, “stumbling” up the sport that fit him is an unfortunate analogy. More tragic irony ensues:

    To do so, he’ll also need certification from an organization that does not exist. All skeleton athletes most be certified to compete by their country’s governing body for the sport, and Iraq has no such thing. Therefore Faisal is ineligible to participate in Olympic qualifying races.

    Ahhh… can’t you just imagine him trying those sports:


    Instead of Mr. Philman it should be “Mr. Faisal Faisal Faisal….


    Ooooh… OUCH!!

  • 06Jan

    Please read the following letter for news of a serious breach of First Amendment rights and more evidence of persecution of Christians. I received this letter from the AFA (American Family Assosciation):

    Dear Hans,

    What we have been saying has now happened. You cannot quote what the
    Bible has to say about homosexuality in public or you will be charged
    with a “hate crime.” Philadelphia is only the beginning. If we fail to
    take a stand here, this “crime” will soon be applied across America.

    In the 27 years of this ministry, I have never witnessed a more
    outrageous miscarriage of justice than what is happening in
    Philadelphia. Four Christians are facing up to 47-years in prison and
    $90,000 in fines for preaching the Gospel on a public sidewalk, a
    right fully protected by the First Amendment.

    On October 10, 2004, the four Christians were arrested in
    Philadelphia. They are part of “Repent America.” Along with founder
    Michael Marcavage, members of Repent America—with police
    approval–were preaching near “Outfest”, a homosexual event, handing
    out Gospel literature and carrying banners with Biblical messages.

    When they tried to speak, they were surrounded by a group of radical
    homosexual activists dubbed the Pink Angels. A videotape of the
    incident shows the “Pink Angels” interfering with the Christians’
    movement on the street, holding up large pink symbols of angels to
    cover up the Christians’ messages and blowing high pitched whistles to
    drown out their preaching.

    Rather than arrest the homosexual activists and allow the Christians
    to exercise their First Amendment rights, the Philadelphia police
    arrested and jailed the Christians!

    They were charged with eight crimes, including three felonies:
    possession of instruments of crime (a bullhorn), ethnic intimidation
    (saying that homosexuality is a sin), and inciting a riot (reading
    from the Bible some passages relating to homosexuality) despite the
    fact that no riot occurred.

    You may think I am exaggerating. I’m not. Our AFA Center for Law
    and Policy is representing these four individuals at no cost. We will
    take this case all the way to the Supreme Court if necessary to get
    justice.

    There is so much more about this case I don’t have room for it in this
    letter. We have prepared a 25-minute VHS/DVD in which two AFA-CLP
    attorneys discuss the case in detail.

    Please help us with our expenses in representing these committed
    Christians. With your tax-deductible gift of $15, less than the cost
    of a cup of coffee once a month for the next year, we will send your
    choice of either the VHS or DVD. Watch the VHS/DVD, then share it
    with your Sunday school class and church. This VHS/DVD should be
    required viewing in every church in America.

    Click here to get your copy of the Philadelphia 4 Story

    Thanks for caring enough to get involved. We must not allow this
    travesty of justice to continue.

    Sincerely,

    Don

    Donald E. Wildmon, Founder and Chairman
    American Family Association

    P.S. Please forward this email to family and friends.

    For those who live in PA, contact your representatives and senators expressing outrage at this frivolous arrest. If you want to contribute to their legal defense, follow the instructions above.

  • 06Jan
    Categories: Political Comments: 0

    Patterico’s Pontifications exhasutively details all the sins of the LA Times in the past year in giving unbalanced coverage. The two posts are specifically about LA Times articles, but provides a caricature of all MSM. I was proud to note that our local liberal paper, The Washington Post, was noted for saying the Dan Rather/60 Minutes/Bush Guard Documents were fabrications from the start “taking its cue from the blogosphere.” Unfortunately, I think this was more a result of pragmatism and far-sightedness as to which way that the wind would blow, than high-mindedness. I think WasPost was also delighted to bash TV journalists in the age old print vs. TV battle. Without further commentary, go read for yourself:


    Patterico’s Los Angeles Dog Trainer Year in Review 2004 — Part One: The 2004 Presidential Election

    Patterico’s Los Angeles Dog Trainer Year in Review 2004 — Part Two

  • 03Jan
    Categories: Humor Comments: 2

    Warning! Your Lesson For The Day:

    Here’s a handy formula you may want to write down:

    Finger food + Tabasco sauce + itchy eye = Danger. Very very danger.

    You may want to stick it on your refrigerator to remind yourself. I know I will.