Laveranues Coles, a great wide receiver for our own Washington Redskins wants to leave. Our great local WaPo sports columnist, Tony Kornheiser, Rakes Him Over the Coles. (WaPo requires registration. Click here to bypass.) This is probably the funniest piece I have ever read about Sports; actually about much of anything. Read it.
I’m sigh’n because there is a sign that some signs got lost in translation. A sampling:
In a hotel in Athens:
Visitors are expected to complain at the office between the hours of 9 and 11 A.M. daily.On the door of a Moscow hotel room:
If this is your first visit to the USSR, you are welcome to it.In a Norwegian cocktail lounge:
Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar.From a brochure of a car rental firm in Tokyo:
When passenger of foot heave in sight, tootle the horn. Trumpet him melodiously at first, but if he still obstacles your passage then tootle him with vigor.
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When Alfy S.(VA), Nate B.(VA), Les B.(VA), and Austin M. (KS) were younger (19 years younger) they were the car parkers at my Mom and Dad’s wedding along. It was cold outside (it was December) and they were getting bored. So whenever a car would pull in they would each shout a number. They of course made sure to examine the car and its contents carefully. If their numbers weren’t close, they would argue about who was right and who was wrong. They were rating the girls. Clockwise from top right: Alfy, Nate, Austin, Les |
I have something really funny that I want to share with you. I’m not allowed to tell you the details though. It is detailed in a chat log with Ted:
[18:04] ted: hehe
[18:04] ted: haha ####### ### ### ##### ### ## #### today
[18:05] ted: don’t tell that ## ### ########## ####### please
[18:05] starrsoft: lol
[18:06] ted: it was during ######## #####, he was ##### with a ###### in the ######
[18:06] ted: and the ###### went ## in ###### while he was ####### it and he’s like “oh #### #### ####” and ##### ## ## ### ##### ### like an idiot
[18:06] ted: haha
[18:07] starrsoft: he said that?!?!!
[18:07] ted: yep
[18:07] starrsoft: ROFL
[18:07] ted: hehee
[18:08] ted: ## ### and #### ran downstairs to ### #### of ##### and when we ### #### ## it was like ###### # #### out of the ########
[18:08] starrsoft: josh thought it was funny too: [18:08] chaquest: hahahahahaha
Update: I want to clarify that there is nothing bad about anybody or anything above. It was just that I wasn’t allowed to tell what happened for various reasons.
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