These are not in any particular order, though they are in roughly reverse chronological order. There are some real gems below the fold.
Roll call responses:
Anna: Here in body, spirit in bed.
Delia (in a horrified voice when Jennifer’s name was called during roll call): She still in bed sleeping!Cliff: For roll call, sum up 3rd term so far in 10 words or less.
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Dallas: I don’t know if I’m going to be able to say this in ten words or not…
Cliff: You already used your ten words.
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Sean: Sleep? Who needs it anyway?
Megan: So if our inner beauty needs to exceed our outer beauty, someone with lots of inner beauty can get away with a lot!
Kevin, do you know “Your Love Is Amazing”? -Hilda, to Kevin while he was playing guitar
Abi: *some Spanish words*
Somebody: Were you swearing?
Abi: No, I make sure when I say bad words, people understand them.
Pickup line learned from Ruth class: Did you know you have the right to marry me?
Urie (choir director): Guys, limber up.
Someone: I guess the girls don’t have to.
Marvin: They’re always limbering up.
Jennifer: Does your church practice the holy kiss?
Sean: Nope. I’ve never had the desire to kiss a guy.
Jennifer: Neither have I.
Keith: I don’t know what I’ve gotten myself into. Here I hate conflict and I chose music as my topic!
Keith: You have the right to disagree with me… if you want to be wrong.
Urie, in a hopeful voice: Maybe it will snow and we can cancel night of music!
In a conversation about Eric’s beard
Eric: The first side was a mistake and the other side was an attempt at equilibrium.
Abi: He trimmed the other cheek!
Hans: Morning, Horst!
Duane: Morning, Mast! Are you full Mast or are you at half mast today?
Abi: His flag isn’t even visible today.
Hans: She’s right.
Abi: Did you hear that?!? Hans said I’m right!! Wow!
I go for the food. -the lady United Methodist preacher about the UMC leadership conference
Whose idea was this anyway? -Edsel Berge, as he comes shivering into the stone church for student chapel
Marvin: Jamin is a benevolent philanthropist.
Justin: Oh! So that’s what’s wrong with him!
I’ve been trying to boost my reputation with the cooks by talking to them each morning and I even cleaned their floor on Friday! -Randy, while eating a wrap given to him by cooks in the pantry at about 9:45 P.M. (after dorm time)
Kaitlyn: Marvin! Calm down!
Marvin: Kaitlyn, there’s something you don’t understand. When I calm down, I go to sleep.
This is Ruth class? So it’s all about love and stuff… humph.. -Michael
I can wear that kind of veiling. -Cliff
I thought about doing non-resistance, but that’s so boring… -Chuckie, talking about his term paper subject
A Christian Morality class conversation
Cliff: Are there any “Thus saith the Lord”’s about peanut butter?
Sean: Take up thy cross, don’t eat peanut butter, and follow me.
Shannon: Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor’s peanut butter.
Life is more than peanut butter. -Cliff’s paraphrase of Matthew 6:25
Oooh! I like this timeline! You should put kings on it. Like Jehoiacim. I don’t really know who Jehoiacim is, but next term I’m supposedly teaching Kings class, so I should learn. -Sheldon
Nate: Brian drives slower than the speed of smell!
*Duane comes in, jumps over the couch and sits down between two people*
Jason: Oooh! You’re Superman!
Duane: Nah, I’m not Superman. Superman jumps over tall buildings and I jump over small couches.
Relativism: Some fancy term that some anthropologist came up with. -Chuckie
He’s a good guy… I think… -Carolyn Roth, talking about A.W. Tozer
These last three philosophers were basically guys who wanted to do what they wanted to do and were smart enough to write big long books about it justifying it. -Sean, Christian Morality
Trina: Immanuel Kant (philospher) was never married.
Somebody: Immanuel Kant said, “Reason governs the emotions.”
Sean: I think, therefore I’m single.
“Those blobs on the clock are just ideas.” -Justin, as it approached 11:55 and he had homework still to do
I think he was being facetious when he wrote, “He that findeth a wife findeth a good thing.” -Chuckie
****** is a cool girl, but we just never really hit it off. In fact, there’s a lot of cool girls that I just wouldn’t hit it off with. -Chuckie
Kevin: I’m sore from doing pushups last night.
Brian R.: I’m sore from sitting around all the time.
Could you take my hand so I can take a walk? -Hilda to Elvin, as she is playing Rook
I guess I can write on the wall. -Sheldon, as he proceeds to draw a timeline on the wall with chalk, which is white as well, and nearly invisible
Are we morally responsible to appear moral? -Unattributed
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January 31st, 2008 at 12:17 pm
“Those blobs on the clock are just ideas.”-Justin
Brian R.: I’m sore from sitting around all the time.
Hilarious!
Keith T
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