Huber’s sleeping bag happened to be humongous monstrosity of a sleeping bag designed to take sub-zero temperatures. Craig purchased his sleeping bag on a previous trip to China, thus it was designed for higher temperatures and was the size of a large Bible. They look quite absurd beside each other. So of course Gee juxtaposed them and showed them to the Karen people there. They all roared with laughter. This was also a portent of things to come. Gee absolutely delights in making fun of people—whether it’s others or himself.
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The hut we stayed in for the night
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A panorama of the rice fields
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Gee walking to the school
After eating a breakfast of noodles, we went to the local school. We watched the kids sing the Thai national anthem and raise the Thai flag. Then we taught English for an hour or so. We also taught them some songs including “Building up the Temple” and “Boogy, Boogy Cha-Cha-Cha”. “Boogy, Boogy Cha-Cha-Cha” is a Burmese song that Gee taught us. He doesn’t even know what it means, but there are definite motions to go along with it. You have to see the video to understand. Needless to say, we practice the motions somewhat less vigorously than he. In a previous conversation about dancing, someone had remarked that Mennonites don’t have hip-bones. After seeing Gee do “Boogy, Boogy Cha-Cha-Cha”, someone else remarked, “Oh, that’s what those things are for.” After doing it ourselves, someone remarked, “I guess Mennos have hip-bones after all.” (Can’t you see the ad? Brand-new! Barely been used!)
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The school
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Kids
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Playing a game to help them learn the basic body parts in English
We then proceeded to the next village. On the way, we stopped at a large Karen meeting place that Gee’s friend is the shepherd of. We visited him briefly and then squeezed back into the truck and bounced on our way. We arrived at a cute village set on the hill-side. Our house had a resident pig under it which grunted throughout the day and night, adding ambience.
The valley below the village had a gorgeous set of rice paddies. (Dad, Mom, and family: This is the village I am planning to take you to when you visit.) We shed our sandals and walked along the paddy walls, watching the workers plant rice. We then had a siesta in a little hut out in the middle of the paddy. It had bamboo “bark” floors, a thatched grass roof, and the structure was bamboo. It had open sides and we had a lovely time simply gazing across the paddies and up at the brilliant blue sky studded with white, fluffy clouds.
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Darrell
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Up-close view of a freshly planted rice paddy
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Panorama of the rice fields; notice the team in the bottom left corner
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A wide panorama of the rice paddies. It has major perspective warp because of the wide field of view, but it still looks beautiful
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Looking back toward the village from the rice field
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Taking a break
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A young man playing in the paddy close to his father who was working
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Your’s truly
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Me happily posing with a coffee plant while Craig, who does not like coffee (he is prone to remark when asked if he drinks coffee, “I don’t smoke crack either.”), expresses his feelings that were somewhat unlike my feelings of adoration and love.
When we got back to the village, I bravely embarked upon a first: taking a dip shower. The “bathroom” was a roofless, cinder-block structure which had no door. There was a warped piece of tin that could be placed in the doorway. Being a simple standing object meant to block sight, it obviously had no lock. While Craig was utilizing the facilities, someone tried to enter, nearly knocking the tin over. However, Craig’s squeals and pushing on the tin kept it in place. Another characteristic of the tin was that it was quite wobbly. Craig seemed to have a dearth of luck with that restroom, because another time while he was taking a shower, the tin simply decided to fall over, which it promptly proceeded to do. Needless to say, he rapidly replaced it. Another unfortunate characteristic of the tin was that its girth was substantially less than that of the opening. While taking my shower, I solved that by hanging my towel over the 5-inch crack. Others simply took care to remain in the unexposed half of the bathroom.
One of the bathroom’s central components was two large metal barrels filled with water. Another central component was the “squattie pottie”. (I don’t really know what else to call it. It’s also somewhat of a self-descriptive label.) In each of the barrels was a plastic container used to dip (cold!) water onto yourself to take a shower. So, that is what I did. I was grateful for the baths I took in snow-melt lakes in the mountains of Montana while at Idaho Wilderness Boys Camp, the cold showers in Costa Rica, and the cold showers at IGO. Temperature of showers doesn’t seem to really affect me any more. I poured water on myself, soaped up, and rinsed off. It was so incredibly refreshing! I hadn’t taken a shower for two days, and it is quite hot and humid.
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Huber spending time with dad
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Reflecting and preparing for the evening message
This village had a church, but it was so small, it could not hold all the path-followers, so they would meet in the path-follower’s house that was the biggest. This also happened to be the hut we were staying at. They had no bell and the specified time for the service was “after supper”. So people slowly trickled in. While we were waiting there, Huber was contemplating the necessity of taking a shower. While we sat there, we were, of course, the objects of intense scrutiny as white people in a village that had seen none or very few. So when in that contemplative process Huber reached down to sniff his shirt, the 10-15 people sitting on the hut floor all burst into delighted laughter. When he decided a shower was a necessary endeavor, then returned seconds later unable to find the bathroom, they burst into even more merriment.
It was my turn to speak that night and I talked about the importance of the word of dad. I was a bit uncomfortable talking about that because many of them can’t read, but it is still very important and true. They come to the shepherd and he reads the book to them. I used two analogies which either really struck home or they thought were hilarious and absurd, I’m not sure which. The first was the verse about the word of dad “equipping us for good works”. I told them that they wouldn’t think about going to the rice paddies without the proper tools. The second was about the verse that says the word of dad is like a two-edged sword; it penetrates and divides soul and spirit. I used the analogy of whacking through the jungle with a big knife. In the same way the big knife cuts away the foliage so they can see, the word of dad cuts away the deception of the heart.
We next took y@rp requests and y@rped for people. We y@rped for one lady who had fallen and hurt herself and wasn’t there that evening. (When we visited her in the morning, she was doing much better.) We y@rped for a dear old man who had been a path-follower only several months. We prayed for many other maladies as well and also prayed a blessing on the village and its crops.
After the service, we taught them several songs, including “Boogy, Boogy, Cha-Cha-Cha”. We had a wonderful, hilarious time of fellowship and getting to know them. There was one older lady that simply could not stop giggling!
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The dear old man who was a young follower of our older brother
After everyone had left, four of us went out and gazed at the stars for awhile. The beautiful, huge sky was ringed with palm tree silhouettes and outlines of mountains. The bright moon made the few little clouds glow like nebulae. We also saw what we thought had to be two planets they were so incredibly bright. It was a beautiful, cool night.
We returned to the hut a lay down on our rice mats to go to sleep. The pig grunting underneath the house blending in perfect harmony with Darrell snoring lulled us to sleep.
Quote of the Day
“I will be your cow-pie guy.”
-Craig, in a conversation about Khow Pot Gai—Chicken-fried rice
Second Quote of the Day
“I dream of UIs.”
-Kelly, coining the title of a programmer’s love song during a conversation about the bad UI (user interface) of Huber’s Creative MP3 player
Third Quote of the Day
“It’s funny how the spirit always tells me to say ‘Um…’”
-Hans, in conversation about how not being prepared for a speaking assignment allows the Spirit free rein to speak