There’s another hilarious story over at the Beachy Complex, only this one is true! Here’s the beginning, but go read the whole thing:
Now it came to pass that the [Holiness Beachy Boy] had once again completed his yearly sojourn at the college and behold, he was prepared to make his departure, that he might return home, and dwell among his own people.
But, he had yet two things which he must needs do, the first being that he should visit a young man with whom he had previously labored in the vineyards of Fast Food, for lo, he desired that he might be an Influence upon him and a Witness, and might lead him to the Lord. The second was but a small errand, for he must needs return books to the library, ere he undertook his homeward journey.
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August 3rd, 2008 at 10:30 pm
So this story is totally true? Fascinating to say the least . . I like the part where “he prayed with his eyes opened.”
August 7th, 2008 at 11:26 am
Yes, this story is completely true. It has not been embellished in any manner whatsoever.
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